Hands On: Privates
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A dose of the claps?
It’s a typically peaceful Monday lunchtime in the pub closest to Zombie Cow’s Kingston HQ. Two grey-haired pensioners nuzzle sandwiches in the corner, while at the bar two businessmen mutter about a particularly important deal that may, or may not, be on the table. It’s all rather serene, but that’s nothing compared to the silence that descends after chief ZC developer Dan Marshall opens his trap. The phrase, “I think I’m most proud of the ascent through the anus,” is something that no-one present will ever manage to un-hear.
It’s simply impossible to discuss Privates without alarming … Continue Reading









